Since Steve L-W has stopped recording quotes that he didn't witness personally, I have chosed to take up the baton...
Andrew Waugh: We're trying to calculate the muzzle-velocity of a potato.
Dad: (holding up a coat) Is this anyone's or is it someone else's?
Tim C: Argh! I'm a 12-year-old girl!
Chris: Ros has been eating tablecloths again.
Ryoko: Is she still very ill?
Tim C: I was just trying to de-cheese my knee.
Patrick: True love is good, I suppose.
Tim C: There are elements of megalomania within the CU exec.
Tim C: Ooh, an organic nightdress. Woot!
Sal: Where's the bin? Oh, it's on the toilet. Of course.
Sal: Where's Ceryn actually gone?
Tim C: The library to print out, oh, naked people!
Tim C: I'm not a good Fran.
Oh, and one of my personal favourites, from Freshers Week 2004...
Nick: I'm a vegan.
Sal: Oh, you might get on well with Fish then.
Nick: You what!?
5 years ago
2 comments:
ha! Love that last one!
Well I even had to use my dictionary for some of them words....they're not in there!
Got some more quotes on my blog as well.
And can I just clarify, for the record, I was NOT printing out naked people...!
That fish quote is quite possibly one of my favourite quotes in the world, I've repeated it so many times to people, and I wasn't even there. (Perhaps this says a little about the absence of such wonderful quotes in my own life. Oh well.)
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